intro & mid-fight dialogues

[pummelling]

vs Alien
Kung Jin: Alright, then...
Alien: ...

Alien: ...
Kung Jin: Ready to throw down?


vs Bo Rai Cho
Kung Jin: This is a waste of time!
Bo' Rai Cho: I've trained the realm's greatest warriors.
Kung Jin: Now let me teach you!

Bo' Rai Cho: You are reckless, impulsive!
Kung Jin: I don't need a lecture.
Bo' Rai Cho: You need much more.


vs Cassie Cage
Cassie Cage: Don't take this further, Jin...
Kung Jin: How far you willing to go?
Cassie Cage: All the way...

Cassie Cage: Shaolin Punk.
Kung Jin: Military grunt.
Cassie Cage: I feel a fight comin' on...

Cassie Cage: Whaddya say, Jin?
Kung Jin: This is goin one round.
Cassie Cage: Don't book that Vegas flight yet...

Kung Jin: Get ready, Cassie.
Cassie Cage: No sweat. I got this.
Kung Jin: What you've got isn't enough.

Kung Jin: Cage, we need to talk.
Cassie Cage: I'd rather just fight it out.
Kung Jin: Either way.

Kung Jin: Cassie.
Cassie Cage: Going somewhere?
Kung Jin: Right over your ass if I have to.


vs D'vorah
DVorah: Another Earthrealmer?
Kung Jin: Toughest one o' the bunch.
DVorah: You are merely a distraction.

DVorah: The Hive will consume you.
Kung Jin: Not gonna let that happen.
DVorah: Struggle all you wish...

Kung Jin: The Bug Woman...
DVorah: We are Kytinn.
Kung Jin: You'll still crunch when I hit ya.

Kung Jin: Dvorah.
DVorah: As you suffer, we enjoy.
Kung Jin: As you talk, we punch your face.


vs Ermac
Ermac: Kung Jin.
Kung Jin: This won't be a challenge.
Ermac: You underestimate our power.

Ermac: You are Shaolin.
Kung Jin: Just like Kung Lao and Liu Kang.
Ermac: Feel the wrath of Shao Kahn.

Kung Jin: Ermac.
Ermac: You face ten-thousand souls.
Kung Jin: That s'posed to scare me?


vs Erron Black
Erron Black: You're far from home.
Kung Jin: Just doin' my job.
Erron Black: Outworld will swallow you whole.

Erron Black: Take a seat, Junior.
Kung Jin: I'll put an arrow where you sit...
Erron Black: My bullets'll get to you first.

Erron Black: Ready to eat lead?
Kung Jin: Tryin' to cut down.
Erron Black: Well here comes a double helping.

Kung Jin: You look like an Outworlder.
Erron Black: I've lived in Outworld for a while now.
Kung Jin: In a pool of toxic waste?

Kung Jin: You tryin' to kill me?
Erron Black: It's just money. Nothing personal.
Kung Jin: It's about to get very personal.


vs Ferra/Torr
Ferra/Torr: You like big pain, Bow'n?
Kung Jin: Sir, please muzzle your pet.
Ferra/Torr: Ferra not pet!

Ferra/Torr: You no hurt we.
Kung Jin: I don't want to, but I can.
Ferra/Torr: No can! Smash, Torr!

Kung Jin: The symbiote.
Ferra/Torr: Fancy talk no scare we.
Kung Jin: So I brought my thesaurus for nothing...

Kung Jin: Not you again...
Ferra/Torr: Time make dead, Torr!
Kung Jin: Y'couldn't "make dead" last time...


vs Goro
Goro: Kung Jin.
Kung Jin: That's me, Loincloth.
Goro: There is no honor in you.

Kung Jin: Goro...
Goro: The House of Kung will fall.
Kung Jin: ... right on your friggin' head.


vs Jacqui Briggs
Jacqui: Been looking for you, Jin.
Kung Jin: And here I am...
Jacqui: Let's catch up.

Jacqui: Poor Jin...
Kung Jin: What is it now?
Jacqui: You're gonna get beat up.

Kung Jin: The zombie's daughter.
Jacqui: Watch your mouth, Jin.
Kung Jin: Thought that'd get your attention...

Kung Jin: Let's do it, Briggs.
Jacqui: You better bring it...
Kung Jin: Consider it "brought."


vs Jason
Jason: ...
Kung Jin: I owe you money or something?

Kung Jin: You better bring it...
Jason: ...


vs Jax
Jax: Kung Jin...
Kung Jin: Stocked up on painkillers?
Jax: My fists are all I need.

Jax: Kung Jin...
Kung Jin: Stocked up on painkillers?
Jax: I'm about to kill a pain in my ass...

Jax: How shall we spend our time today?
Kung Jin: Gimme all you got, Has-Been.
Jax: Day at the hospital it is.

Kung Jin: Major Briggs.
Jax: Whatchu got, punk?
Kung Jin: An old man with a bad attitude.


vs Johnny Cage
Johnny Cage: You showed!
Kung Jin: You're late.
Johnny Cage: Executive privilege, Grasshopper.

Johnny Cage: Gonna test ya, Jin.
Kung Jin: Gonna get me an A-plus-plus.
Johnny Cage: Or be flat on your A-S-S.

Kung Jin: Mr. Cage.
Johnny Cage: What's the good word, Jin?
Kung Jin: "Beatdown"'s a good word...

Kung Jin: Another test? Really?
Johnny Cage: Don't gimme an attitude...
Kung Jin: How 'bout a concussion?


vs Kano
Kano: The Littlest Shaolin...
Kung Jin: Get outta my face, loser.
Kano: I'll carve your face off.

Kano: Look sharp, little man.
Kung Jin: I'm a Shaolin monk, dirtbag.
Kano: They'll let anyone in, eh?

Kung Jin: You make me sick.
Kano: Watch your tongue or I'll have it.
Kung Jin: Thanks for the bright red target.


vs Kenshi
Kenshi: I know you're there...
Kung Jin: Guess I won't be quiet, then.
Kenshi: Are you ever?

Kenshi: Your pride is your weakness.
Kung Jin: I don't need a lecture.
Kenshi: You won't get one.

Kung Jin: Let's do it.
Kenshi: You would be wise to reconsider.
Kung Jin: Done. Now let's go.

Kung Jin: This is a waste of time.
Kenshi: You find much joy in disobedience.
Kung Jin: It's just confidence.


vs Kitana
Kitana: Fear my weapons, child.
Kung Jin: I'm not scared of fans.
Kitana: You will learn...

Kitana: Lowly neophyte...
Kung Jin: Neo maybe... Fight, definitely.
Kitana: Very well.

Kung Jin: Comin' through...
Kitana: Through me?
Kung Jin: That's the plan.

Kung Jin: Kitana.
Kitana: I do not know you.
Kung Jin: Do you know the term "stuck pig"?


vs Kotal Kahn
Kotal Kahn: The diplomat...
Kung Jin: One who honors his agreements.
Kotal Kahn: A leader adjusts with the circumstances.

Kotal Kahn: The scholarly Earthrealmer...
Kung Jin: Knowledge is power.
Kotal Kahn: Not power enough.

Kung Jin: How ya doin', Kotal?
Kotal Kahn: I could not be angrier.
Kung Jin: I'll bet you could...

Kung Jin: Why fight us, Kotal Kahn?
Kotal Kahn: Earthrealmers cannot be trusted.
Kung Jin: You double-crossed us, remember?


vs Kung Jin (mirror match)
Kung Jin: What's with you?
Kung Jin: I might ask you the same thing.
Kung Jin: Save all questions for after the beatdown.

Kung Jin: You made it.
Kung Jin: Nice hair.
Kung Jin: Nice head. Think I'll keep it.

Kung Jin: A doppelganger?
Kung Jin: I know you are, but what am I?
Kung Jin: Twelve years old, apparently.

Kung Jin: Alright then.
Kung Jin: We gonna fight or what?
Kung Jin: Seven years' bad luck, but okay...


vs Kung Lao
Kung Lao: Cousin...
Kung Jin: Want some exercise?
Kung Lao: Yes. Exercise...

Kung Lao: You provoke me?
Kung Jin: Just wanna test myself against you.
Kung Lao: You are not ready.

Kung Jin: Kung Lao. You showed.
Kung Lao: Why would I not?
Kung Jin: Thought you'd rather run and hide.

Kung Jin: You were my hero.
Kung Lao: And now...?
Kung Jin: Just another thing in my way.


vs Leatherface
Kung Jin: You trying to kill me?
Leatherface: ...

Leatherface: ...
Kung Jin: This won't be a challenge.


vs Liu Kang
Liu Kang: You are a pauper and a thief.
Kung Jin: I'm a Shaolin warrior.
Liu Kang: Prove it.

Liu Kang: The time has come.
Kung Jin: To face you? In Mortal Kombat?
Liu Kang: To teach you respect.

Kung Jin: You mistreat my cousin...
Liu Kang: Kung Lao is a younger brother to me--
Kung Jin: A slave and a punching bag.

Kung Jin: You never could accept me.
Liu Kang: I am aware of your "proclivities."
Kung Jin: Wow, thanks for the reassurance.


vs Mileena
Mileena: The criminal...
Kung Jin: ... versus the rebel.
Mileena: I reclaim what is mine!

Mileena: Let's see you...
Kung Jin: Fraid you're not my type.
Mileena: I see no reason to spare you...

Kung Jin: Mileena.
Mileena: Bow to Outworld's true ruler.
Kung Jin: Get over yourself.

Kung Jin: Yikes...
Mileena: Afraid, Earthrealmer?
Kung Jin: Not if you've had your rabies shots...


vs Predator
Kung Jin: Don't think you can hurt me.
Predator: ...

Predator: ...
Kung Jin: Look what the cat barfed up.


vs Quan Chi
Quan Chi: You look like Kung Lao.
Kung Jin: I'll beat you like he did.
Quan Chi: And you're just as headstrong.

Kung Jin: You're gonna free my friends' souls.
Quan Chi: But they're most useful with me.
Kung Jin: Let's fix that hearing problem.

Kung Jin: Quan Chi.
Quan Chi: Let us test your skills.
Kung Jin: Demo ends with you on your ass.

Quan Chi: Fool.
Kung Jin: I'm a Shaolin warrior!
Quan Chi: You belong to me.


vs Raiden
Raiden: You shame your ancestors.
Kung Jin: You're a broken record...
Raiden: Yet what I say remains true.

Raiden: Are you certain of this, Kung Jin?
Kung Jin: Let's do it.
Raiden: You will receive no mercy.

Raiden: You need training, young one.
Kung Jin: The streets were my classroom.
Raiden: They were insufficient...

Kung Jin: Are you actually a god?
Raiden: What do you think...
Kung Jin: Sounds like a "no" to me...

Kung Jin: Wrong place wrong time Raiden.
Raiden: I am exactly where I should be.
Kung Jin: On your butt's where you're gonna be.


vs Reptile
Reptile: Kung Jin...
Kung Jin: Stay back, Gator Boy.
Reptile: Rest assured I will not...

Reptile: Vile human...
Kung Jin: We can't all be handsome as you...
Reptile: Make your peace, fool.

Kung Jin: You're not on Mileena's side?
Reptile: Her promises are lies.
Kung Jin: You're smarter than you look!

Kung Jin: Back in your hole, snake.
Reptile: Your fear is pungent.
Kung Jin: All I'm afraid of is salmonella.


vs Scorpion
Scorpion: You are nothing but a thief.
Kung Jin: Least I have a family.
Scorpion: Do not provoke me!

Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi): You will obey me.
Kung Jin: Piss off. I'm not your student.
Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi): Your brash tongue seals your fate.

Kung Jin: What happens if I beat you?
Scorpion: An impossibility.
Kung Jin: I'll take that challenge...

Kung Jin: You taught Takeda...
Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi): My greatest pupil.
Kung Jin: Now let me teach you.

Kung Jin: Ready for some action?
Scorpion (revenant): I am ready to destroy you.
Kung Jin: THAT's the undead spirit!

Kung Jin: Scorpion...
Scorpion: Prepare yourself...
Kung Jin: Got an arrow with your name on it.


vs Shinnok
Shinnok: To what do I owe this intrusion?
Kung Jin: The fact that you're evil?
Shinnok: Very well, "hero."

Shinnok: Protect yourself, child.
Kung Jin: Thanks, but I'm good.
Shinnok: Optimism is a thin shield.

Kung Jin: So you're here...
Shinnok: You challenge me?
Kung Jin: You're smarter than you look!

Kung Jin: Good evening, Bishop.
Shinnok: Humor won't mask your weakness.
Kung Jin: Like a silly hat... over a bald spot?


vs Sonya Blade
Sonya: You lost, Kung Jin?
Kung Jin: No ma'am, I'm not.
Sonya: You better get that way, quick.

Sonya: Front and center, Jin.
Kung Jin: You got it, Mama.
Sonya: Another charming Cage protege...

Kung Jin: General.
Sonya: Stand at attention.
Kung Jin: I'm not military, ma'am.

Kung Jin: Care to dance, Ma'am?
Sonya: Stop. Before you get hurt.
Kung Jin: I'll lift with my knees.


vs Sub-Zero
Kung Jin: Grandmaster.
Sub-Zero: It comes to this...
Kung Jin: It didn't have to, but yeah.

Kung Jin: They say Sub-Zero's tough.
Sub-Zero: They say correctly.
Kung Jin: I say talk is cheap.

Sub-Zero: Kung Jin.
Kung Jin: You even worth my time?
Sub-Zero: I have warned against false bravado.

Sub-Zero: Kung Jin.
Kung Jin: Ready to throw down?
Sub-Zero: Yes, I believe I am.


vs Takeda
Takeda: Let's go over the ground rules.
Kung Jin: Rule One. There are no rules.
Takeda: That about covers it.

Takeda: Let's go a coupla rounds.
Kung Jin: You read my mind.
Takeda: That's what I do...

Takeda: Saturday night! Time to rock!
Kung Jin: It is all right for fighting...
Takeda: Okay, Elton...

Kung Jin: What did Scorpion teach you?
Takeda: For starters, he prefers "Hanzo."
Kung Jin: I meant fighting-wise, but whatever...

Kung Jin: S'up.
Takeda: Ready for some exercise?
Kung Jin: Right after I beat your ass...

Kung Jin: What am I thinking?
Takeda: You were thinking?
Kung Jin: Funny... real funny.

Kung Jin: This loser's playing on Christmas?
Takeda: Alone, controller in each hand.
Kung Jin: Then how ya s'posed to masturbate?

Kung Jin: What time is it...?
Takeda: Almost midnight.
Kung Jin: Time to kick your ass...


vs Tanya
Kung Jin: You face a Shaolin.
Tanya: Quite a handsome Shaolin.
Kung Jin: Barkin' up the wrong tree, sister.

Tanya: Kung Jin.
Kung Jin: Hello, Tanya...
Tanya: I'll beat a warmer greeting out of you!


vs Tremor
Kung Jin: Tremor!
Tremor: I will crush you.
Kung Jin: Oh stop it, you old smoothie.

Tremor: Greetings, Kung Jin.
Kung Jin: Less talk, more blood.
Tremor: As you wish.


vs Triborg
Kung Jin: What's with you?
Triborg: I will eliminate all humans.
Kung Jin: Get over yourself!

Triborg: Kung Jin, you kombat me?
Kung Jin: Get out of my face, loser.
Triborg: A premature assessment.



MID-FIGHT LINES

GENERIC:

Mid-fight
Now give it up!
Give it up, son.
How you like me now?
Loser.

Between rounds
Just rub some dirt in it.
You should be embarrassed.
Still glad you were born?
Is that it?
It's over... already?
Could you at least try?
You aren't even trying.
You make an exceptional punching bag!
Oh well...
I'd hate to see your dry-cleaning bill.
That was your best?

Brutality
My aim is true!
Bullseye!

Faction Kill
He's/She's all yours!
Kill!
Kill her!

UNIQUE:

vs. Cassie
Daddy can't help you now.
Nice one, Jack-assie!
I'll tell Daddy you suck.
Put that in your diary.

vs. Cassie, Jacqui
And she's down!

vs. Erron Black
Walk it off!

vs. Ferra/Torr
Does your monkey play the organ?

vs. Jacqui
You're done, Briggs.

vs. Johnny Cage
You fail the audition.
You act better than you fight?
I like silent movie stars.

vs. Kotal Kahn
Doubting yourself, Emperor?

vs. Kung Lao
Don't make me do this, Lao.
Guess talent skips a generation.
Not so Great Kung Lao!

vs. Liu Kang
You sound like a turkey.
You were Earthrealm's champion?

vs. Sub-Zero
Flat on your Arctic ass!
Let's unmake a snowman!

vs. Takeda
Not your best day, Takeda.
Jacqui's gonna come and save you?
You cut your own hair?