Frankly, I'm not sure I can believe anything that Loki says. He is Loki, and that's not just a nickname, either-- he's actual Norse god Loki.
[a beat.]
Which.
Means he might actually be into snake chicks.
[why.]
Y'know what, I'm moving on from snake women. Loki wouldn't have had a reason to lie to me about this, and it checks out with what other people have told me about that mission.
Not just snakes. They're into really weird stuff! [okay but more seriously:] But... how is that possible? Could a god really just fall into a time hole and end up here with us?
[that's how it happened, right]
.... This all sounds so crazy. It's hard to believe it's all really true, even for me.
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I'm gonna need you to back up a little bit on the second half of what you just said.
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I think anybody having a thing for snake ladies qualifies as just a little bit weird.
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Exactly. Are you sure you can believe everything this guy says?
[and kinkshaming Loki(s) with Maya]
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[a beat.]
Which.
Means he might actually be into snake chicks.
[why.]
Y'know what, I'm moving on from snake women. Loki wouldn't have had a reason to lie to me about this, and it checks out with what other people have told me about that mission.
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[that's how it happened, right]
.... This all sounds so crazy. It's hard to believe it's all really true, even for me.