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[pummelling]

username: WHITE_LOTUS

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Comments

[moneyballer]

[he's!!! fake mad at u boyfriend???? god tho he... may kinda hear that laugh from a few doors down he loves it rip]

bitch, puh-lease

u already kno ur hella fly??? don't give me thAT

im sorry

[pummelling]

[there's a moment's pause.]

what should i give you, then?

[moneyballer]

please don't do this

[his EARS are super red now jesus christo]

i have a roommate

[pummelling]

[he's so pleased with himself lmao.]

took your mind off what was bothering you, though, didn't i?

[moneyballer]

[Asher stops to think for a moment, amazed by how suddenly... not garbage he feels]

it did

[thanks bae]

[pummelling]

❤

[that patented kung jin bullshitting technique worked, as usual.]

good
i still miss you
but good

[moneyballer]

fine then

when this mess is finally over

[Because it will be, because he is stupid enough to just believe-]

let me take you out

[pummelling]

I cant turn down an offer like that, babe.

[they've gotten out of every scrape before this. it'll work out, he knows it.]

[moneyballer]

it's a date then

😘

[pummelling]

in the meantime, we'll have to settle for romantic prison cafeteria lunch dates i guess. not like they'll make us stand five feet apart in the morning, right?

[moneyballer]

ur just about the only dude who can make prison slop sound romantic

[poot poot]

luh u bae

[don't ruin it]