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video jin dont do it jin no

[pummelling]

I seriously don't follow. What are you even talking about, Asher?

[TUR N OFF THE VIDEO JIN DONT GIVE HIM THE CHANCE TO DO IT AGAIN]

1/?

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2/?

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3/3

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im

[pummelling]

Why are you making that face at me.

[moneyballer]

You really have no idea?

[oh look he's mocking u now]

Zero, zip?

[zooplah]

Nada?

[pummelling]

[VAGUELY INSULTED]

I swear t--

You hit your head, didn't you? You did. I told you not to try riding one of those robot horses.

[moneyballer]

[Asher looks away from the video and barks a laugh, bringing a clenched knuckle to close to his mouth as he does.

When he turns back to look in the direction of the camera, he sports a cocky grin. The word that follows is uttered with an air of derisive fondness.]

Cute.

1/???

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!? ?!? ??

[pummelling]

AUDIO.... THE END

[pummelling]

[he

he just got it.

WHY ARE STRAIGHT BOYS LIKE THIS HOLY SHIT ASHER HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU]

You're so gross!

[he's turning pink. you did it, asher.]

[moneyballer]

[do u remember the nicki minaj laugh from the end of anaconda

this is the white boy version]

[pummelling]

[STOP??!?!?!]

That's not what I meant and you know it!

[moneyballer]

I-D-E-K, bro.

[ugh he's sayin...g... the letters i'm]

I mean, I haven't really known you for that long. How am I supposed to know what you do with your free time?

Everybody copes differently.

[ya, like

asher apparently runs ppl over with cars when he's upset so

i d e k

bro]

[pummelling]

[AND JIN SAYS

VERY

POINTEDLY:]

I'm not coping with my near-death experience by jerking off.

[he exhales sharply, because oh my god, he just said that, verbally, to asher millstone, who just called him cute approximately one entire minute ago

lmao he's still red]

I don't even-- [WHY??? STOP TALKING!! WHy] I don't even do it that much in the first place, not that it's any of your business!

1/2

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2/2

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video omg jin pick one and stick with it

[pummelling]

I know you're making a weird face right now, I can tell. Cut it out.

[He still looks a little bit frazzled save his gay ass... changes feed setting AGAIN]

Yeah, knew it.

[moneyballer]

You're totally bluffin', man.

[aSHER DON'T!!!! TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT THIS SHIT

JIN IS UNCUMFORTABL-

oops]

It's okay! It's cool. That kind of stuff's healthy. Don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly.

[don't go in2 falsetto plz plz plz-]

Holla!

[pummelling]

[he cant hang up

why cant he make himself hang up

FUCk]

No, I'm serious. [he insists, irritated--] I was an active monk for a few years, remember? We chose to live in celibacy. Even something like that wasn't allowed.

[moneyballer]

Oh.

[Jin has probably mentioned the monk thing at least a dozen times by now, but for some reason Asher hadn't really put two and two together.]

But what happens when you wake up and-

[do u ever wish that u, urself, an rper, could personally back out of a conversation butt it's not ic]

Do you just wait for it to go away?

[pummelling]

[........................

...............

.....

whispering in horrified disbelief]

Yes?

[moneyballer]

Damn.

[Also, in a whisper:]

That's metal as fuck.

[pummelling]

Since when is having self-control that impressive?